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“Look.” Lee Miller stood and pulled on her gloves. “Can you come to us this weekend? Come meet Roland. I married, you know. Twice, to be precise. Aziz and I married after you left Paris, but it didn’t last. God, Cairo was so boring. But I think this one will last. Come meet the husband, and little Anthony. Yes, I have a child. A boy. The most beautiful little boy in the world. I’m absolutely besotted.”Pain knifed my chest. “I didn’t plan a long stay,” I said, trying to sound a touch careless, a little preoccupied with all the things I had to do. “And I didn’t bring evening clothes. In fact, I am wearing my entire travel wardrobe.”


It was a silly excuse but one that would do when the truth was too painful. I didn’t want to see Lee holding her child. Lee, who had never wanted to marry, to have children, now had both husband and son. And my child was lost; her father, the man who should have been my husband, was an ocean away, living with a different wife, a different family.

Lee laughed. “Darling, that doesn’t matter. Wear a sheet if you must. It will be like the old days. Do come! On Friday, take the afternoon train to Lewes and we’ll pick you up at the station. On Sunday, we’ll drive you to Newhaven and you can catch the ferry to France.”

She stood and reached for the bill, signing it rather than leaving cash. I read her signature upside down. Lady Penrose of Poughkeepsie, it said. Lee still had a sense of humor.

I hadn’t yet agreed to the weekend, so she played her strongest card.

“Pablo will be there,” she said, and was out the door before I could say no.

Pablo. When I had to leave Paris, Pablo Picasso had been the one to help me, not because we were close—we were not—or because he was particularly kind to young girls in trouble—he was not. It had merely been one of those life-forming coincidences. That day, as I stood on the Pont Neuf wondering where I would go, what I would do, he had come toward me on his way to somewhere. There was just enough kindness in his voice when he asked, “Ça va?” that I sobbed my story out to him. He had already known, of course. That’s the sad truth of betrayal. It makes a poor secret except to the betrayed.

He paused, then gave me a piece of paper on which he’d written the name of a friend who would take me in. He would write to her the very next day, he promised, and I fled to his friend, Madame Hughes, in Grasse. Seventeen years ago. A war ago. A child ago. A lifetime ago.

Lee had introduced me to Pablo, and to many others. She had given, and she had taken. I looked out the window and watched Lee cross the street with that determined stride of hers. She waved, grinned, and disappeared into the crowd.

I stared at the card, wondering how much the train to Lewes would cost. No one ever said no to Lee Miller, and if she thought they might, she simply never asked the question. Of course, there was always a first time. Why should I interrupt my search for Dahlia to play houseguest for the woman who had, years before, derailed my dreams? Because the search is over, a dark voice said in my head. There is nowhere else to look.

I rose to leave the restaurant, walking in the wake of Lee’s perfume. I smelled it, then, that bottom note I hadn’t noticed before. Camphor, eucalyptus, and the salty, acrid bottom note of merbromin. Medicine. The smell carried me backward.

Scents are memories’ bid for immortality; they keep the past alive.

Revue de presse

"… in this clever send-up of perfect parenting . . . each grittily realistic photo is accompanied by hilarious commentary from Engledow, who appears to possess a quality every dad should have: the ability to laugh at himself."
Book Page

"in a funny new book, photographer Dave Engledow skewers the art of being a dad."
People

"His gorgeous, hilarious, reality-bending photos pair Engledow with his daring daughter, Alice Bee, in situations that would make parents cringe—if they weren’t laughing out loud, that is."
—Parade.com

"...a perfect work of satire, which every parent will love and return to often...a unique book, that also happens to be a work of art"
—Jason Good, stand-up comedian and author of This is Ridiculous, This is Amazing

"A goofy and heart-gladdening tribute to all the joys and slings and arrows of raising a daughter."
Kirkus Reviews


“Internet, meet your new favorite dad.”
BuzzFeed

“A hilariously twisted response to all those cutesy shots that parents post on Facebook.”
Working Mothers (“Dad’s Who Rock: 25 Superstar Fathers”)

“[Dave Engledow] takes family portraits to a whole new level.”
New York Daily News 


Internet, meet your new favorite dad. — Buzzfeed

A Conversation with Dave Engledow, author of Confessions of the World's Best Father, featuring Alice Bee

Q: How did you get the idea for these photographs? What did friends and family say when they first saw them? 
 
A: From the minute Alice Bee was born, I knew that I wanted to be as creative as possible in documenting her childhood.  I was one of the many Facebook users complaining about the overabundance of baby pictures in my feed, so I was determined to do something different.  I've never been a fan of overly cutesy or poignant baby photos, so the idea of subverting/satirizing traditional baby photography really appealed to me.  I had not originally intended to insert myself into the images, but soon after Alice Bee was born, I was inspired (probably due to lack of sleep) to portray what new fatherhood felt like to me at the time—I wanted to show the cluelessness and exhaustion felt as a new father, while poking fun at myself.  This inspiration turned into a shot of me holding Alice Bee like a football while distractedly squirting her milk into my coffee mug.
 
The response from friends and family was almost overwhelmingly positive. My mom didn’t approve of that first shot (“I can’t believe you’re using her milk in your coffee”) but she is now a HUGE fan of the series.  As we created and posted more images online, our audience grew tremendously.  There were insistent requests from some of our more demanding friends to make a calendar, and things just sort of took off from there.
 
 
Q: How do you get Alice Bee to cooperate when setting up and taking the photographs?
 
A: Getting Alice Bee to cooperate is the most challenging aspect of creating these images.  Sometimes it’s really easy, particularly when we are doing something that she actually wants to do, like dropping things into the toilet or pouring syrup on pancakes.  We generally try to set up the shoots like it’s a game, and recently we began building it up during the week by telling her we have a new toy for her to use or a new outfit to wear (like the adding machine for our tax day shoot or a doctor’s coat for our house call shoot).  But really, it all comes down to the quality of incentives (bribes) that we provide during the shoot—fruit snacks work wonders, as does chocolate. The most important lessons we’ve learned are: make sure that we have plenty of time set aside so we don’t have to rush; have patience and take breaks if she gets bored; and make sure she’s well-fed and well-rested before the shoot. 
                                                                                                                                                                                                               
 
Q: How long does the whole process take, from set-up to finish? Minutes? Hours? Days?
 
A: Total time to create one of these images from start to finish is anywhere from 8 to 20 hours. It generally takes me about 1-2 hours to compose the scene, get the camera on the tripod, and set up the lights.  We’ll then shoot Alice Bee, and this can take anywhere from 10 minutes to an hour or more, depending on how cooperative she is.  I then set the camera to fire every 6 seconds and shoot my part, and this can take another 30 minutes or so until I nail the expression that I want.  The longest part is editing, which can take me anywhere from 5 to 15 hours.
                                               
Q: What does your wife think of all this? Is she ever scared or mad when you show her what you & Alice do when she’s not around?
 
A: Jen has been involved in this project from the very beginning and has been responsible for brainstorming a number of the concepts we’ve explored.  She assists with the shoots and is always off-camera to direct Alice Bee and make sure that she is safe and happy.  Jen and I always go through the images together to decide which ones to use for the final composite.
 
The only times Jen is not involved in shooting is when she is away on assignments for the Army, including a one-year unaccompanied tour to Seoul. During that year that she was gone, I made it a goal to try and do a photo shoot every single week, so that Jen would have new photos of Alice Bee every week.  And even though she wasn’t around to assist with the shoots, Jen and I still reviewed the raw images and made final editing decisions together via Google hangout.
 
Jen loves these images and is generally happy to help out, although she can occasionally get a little frustrated, like when I decide to make a funny picture of me and Alice Bee attempting to fix the disposer, rather than ACTUALLY fixing the disposer.
 
 
Q: What do you hope people take away from your pictures, besides a ton of laughs? Has your impression of fatherhood changed since you undertook this project? 
 
A: It’s funny—my initial intent with these images was to create something a bit darker that subverted the cutesy, overly-poignant clichés you see in a lot of traditional baby portraiture.  I never intended for this project to be a heartwarming, feel-good story. Ironically, what a lot of people tell me they take away from these images is the obvious love that I have for Alice Bee—people see beyond the silly, satirical character I portray in these images and instead see a father who has decided to spend his precious free-time creating something special and unique for his daughter.  I guess that’s pretty cool, if unintended and unexpected.
 
I’m sure my impression of fatherhood has changed since I undertook this project, but I’m still just as scared, clueless, and neurotic about it as I was when I started creating these images—it’s just that the worries are different now.  Instead of worrying that I’m going to leave her in her car seat on top of the car, I worry that I’m simultaneously neglecting and over-protecting her when we go to the playground.  I’m guessing that these types of worries will continue throughout the course of my fatherhood.
 
 
Q: How much are you like, or unlike, the dad you portray in your images? 
 
A: In many ways, these images have provided a vehicle for me to play out the worries that I have as a new father and to parody the father I hope I never become.  I think the shots that show me being distracted (reading the Sports page, absorbed in my laptop/ iPad) are the ones that hit closest to home and portray my biggest fear as a father—a tendency to get absorbed in things and not pay enough attention to those around me.  Also, like the father portrayed in the images, I love food and I love to cook.  Alice Bee also likes to help out in the kitchen in real life, and I’m genuinely excited about teaching her to cook.
 
There are plenty of ways that I’m very different from the World’s Best Father character.  He drinks a lot; I rarely drink (I’d like to, but I’m just too exhausted at the end of the day). He puts Alice Bee in dangerous situations involving flames, sharp objects, and treacherous perches; I am overly cautious about that sort of thing. He knows how to dance to Gangnam Style; I couldn’t do it if my life depended on it.

…takes family portraits to a whole new level. — New York Daily News

Some parents these days seem to nearly beg for our attention when it comes to pictures and status updates about what’s going on with their kids. After you check out Engledow’s pictures, it becomes clear that he doesn’t have to beg for any of our attention. He already has it. — Nick Shell, Parents Magazine

Dave Engledow stole our hearts with photos of him and his little baby girl Alice Bee in some truly hilarious situations. Though they’ll make practically anyone laugh, these images will really [melt the] hearts of first-time parents. — Alice Yoo, Founder and Editor-in-Chief of My Modern Metropolis

Is Dave Engledow the World’s Best Father? Well, these photos make a pretty compelling argument that he is: from arm wrestling with his daughter Alice, to looking on as she irons his shirts to using her as a ballet foot rest, Dave clearly just wants her to be involved in his life. — George Strumboulopoulos Tonight

In 'Dads Who Rock: 25 Superstar Fathers' feature: "a hilariously twisted response to all those cutesy shots that parents post on Facebook." — Working Mothers Magazine

"...he really might be the best [father], or at least the funniest." — Babble.com


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  • Broché: 176 pages
  • Editeur : Gotham (6 mai 2014)
  • Langue : Anglais
  • ISBN-10: 1592408893
  • ISBN-13: 978-1592408894
  • Dimensions du produit: 18,7 x 0,9 x 23 cm
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Par Marie-Eve Flamme le 20 septembre 2014
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J'ai choisi cette note parce que j'adore le travail de Dave Engledow et que ça fait un petit moment que je le suis.
La reliure est d'une très bonne qualité, de même que le papier.
Par contre, je m'attendais à un format un peu plus grand.
Je conseille ce livre à tous les parents dépassés par leur progéniture et ayant un minimun d'humour second degré!
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Par Teotwawki le 3 septembre 2014
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C'est une compilation de photos désopilantes mettant en scène le meilleur des pères , qui est totalement inconscient, souvent puéril et totalement décalé , ce qui donne des situations cocasses et absurdes!! Un très bon moment , et les textes pour les anglophones sont excellents et complètent la photo adjacente.
Un très bon moment totalement décalé !
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World's Funniest Dad 7 mai 2014
Par Nathaniel R. Mcneil - Publié sur Amazon.com
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The photos and the text are really, really funny. If you like the picture on the cover, you will like the rest.

He swills beer in the back seat while his three-year old daughter, named Alice Bee, drives. He gleefully leaps onto a pile of leaves that Alice Bee just raked. And he lazily kicks up his legs on the exercise bike while Alice Bee does all the pedaling.

This book is the saga of a clueless man learning to be a better dad to his baby daughter. Dave Engledow gives us a three-year record of fictional photos and journal entries which chronicle his daughter growing up while he definitively does not.

Here is part of one journal entry. The pic is of Dave in a tutu, practicing ballet with the help of little Alice Bee:

"...These ballerino moves are not as easy as they look, especially as I am a bit out of shape. The good news is that Alice Bee is the perfect height to assist me in my training. Five nights of no-fuss bedtime, here I come!"
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So much better than I imagined 6 mai 2014
Par msamanta - Publié sur Amazon.com
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A million times cuter, more hilarious, and awesome in print. So excited to gift my copy to my dad for Father's Day! Congratulations to Dave, Jen, and Alice Bee - this is simply the best!
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So funny, I think I peed a little! 7 mai 2014
Par Michelle Sanagustin - Publié sur Amazon.com
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Oh, my God, this book is hysterical! I had seen a bunch of the photographer's pictures online, so I thought it would be good to buy the book. These photos are so cute and funny and irreverent. They are the perfect anecdote to all the sappy parenting stuff you see in the world. Dave Engledow reminds us that, once upon a time, parents didn't see children as so damned precious. They are funny, hearty, willful little beasts. And, after looking through this book, I know it's OKAY to let toddlers run the barbeque!!!
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Crazy funny. 28 juin 2014
Par Heather A. Terstegge - Publié sur Amazon.com
Format: Broché Achat vérifié
I bought this book for my husband for Father's Day. He took it to lunch that day and our table of 16 couldn't stop laughing. I'm surprised we didn't get kicked out of the restaurant.
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My Favorite Book of The Season 22 mai 2014
Par Jason - Publié sur Amazon.com
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You might have seen a few of Dave's amazing -- "how'd he do that"-- photographs online. What makes this book a must-purchase is not simply the plethora of new photos, but the hysterically absurd captions that go with them.

"Alice Bee is really becoming a whiz in the kitchen. She's still not allowed to sit on the counter while cooking, but it doesn't matter because she's now tall enough to reach the burners by standing on the oven door."

Next to a picture of his daughter poised to drop a whole turkey into a vat of bubbling oil, Dave writes, "Alice Bee did a pretty good job getting the fryer set up while I was watching football on TV, but as usual, her attention to detail was a bit lacking -- not only did she neglect to fill the fryer all the way to the top with peanut oil, I even caught her earlier in the day trying to defrost the turkey."

This is a perfect work of satire, which every parent will love and return to often. Twelve bucks for a unique book, that also happens to be a work of art? I'll take 5 of them please.
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