This is my second attempt to write a review and get through the amazon nazi process of mercilessly rejecting reviews, only citing their rules, but not how you did not meet up with them.
I really liked this book, but now these reviews are more about testing amazon's filter process and my attempts to determine whether it is an automated system, some community of volunteers, or some lowly paid stay-at-home mom making a little on the side. (If the last one, my dear wife, love of my life, and mother of my children would love to apply!).
This wonderful book, has an abundance of features and scenarios, teaching a dear child appropriate use of the words "Excuse Me".
It contains vivid colorful pictures of these scenarios, asking "What should (stuffed doll of scenario) do?".
Its a wonderful use of self removal scenarios for children, akin to showing your child how to use the potty with an Elmo doll. I think its fabulous.
"Excuse me" are always the words to say, whether its Panda, Ted, Dolly, or Bunny in this want-threatening scenario. Spoiler alert: They all get stars at the end for being polite!
Well my text above is now more than the required, but not suggested, amount. Its also more words than the book itself contains. Its a child's book. I would have lost my daughter with this review on the first sentence, and many parents.
Really, a child's book review should be as in depth, covering specific features of the product, and my personal experiences? Like its a new fangled lighting system with internet connectivity?
Here, I will post the review requirements:
Written reviews must be at least 20 words long. The ideal length is 75 to 500 words.
Your review should focus on specific features of the product and your experience with it. Feedback on the seller or your shipment experience should be provided at www.amazon.com/feedback.
We do not allow profane or obscene content. This applies to adult products too.
Advertisements, promotional material or repeated posts that make the same point excessively are considered spam.
Please do not include URLs external to Amazon or personally identifiable content in your review.