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Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers #1) (English Edition) [Format Kindle]

Tara Sivec , Madison Seidler

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Présentation de l'éditeur

Warning #1: This book is not to be taken seriously. Do not read this if you don't have the sense of humor of a 15 year old boy. Do not read this if you ARE a fifteen year old boy. This book is totally crude and inappropriate and uses the word "vagina" a lot. No, I mean A LOT. If you don't think people who are drunk are hilarious, you shouldn't read this book. You probably shouldn't read this book if you aren't drunk yourself. You should probably just put this book down and get drunk. You may think that no one in the world talks like the people in this book, but they do. They are called "people who are funny and inappropriate". This book is completely unrealistic; the author is aware of that fact and did it on purpose.

2012 Goodreads Choice Award Nominee - Best Romance

Claire is a twenty-something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he’s asleep) toddler a better life.

When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.

With Carter’s undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire’s panic that her stretch marks and slim to none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.

Warning #2: contains explicit sex, profanity and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.

Biographie de l'auteur

Tara Sivec is a wife, mom, chauffeur, soccer coach, babysitter, short-order cook, genius and the funniest person she's ever met. She lives in Ohio with her husband and two kids. In her spare time she likes to read, write and make people spit Diet Coke out of their nose. Most of her material comes from real life experiences with family and friends. Lucky for them, the names have been changed to protect the innocent (aka, drunk).

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  • Format : Format Kindle
  • Taille du fichier : 2742 KB
  • Nombre de pages de l'édition imprimée : 261 pages
  • Vendu par : Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Langue : Anglais
  • ASIN: B008AZTUU8
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5.0 étoiles sur 5 Consider me seduced and hungry 21 juin 2012
Par Bex32679 - Publié sur Amazon.com
Format:Format Kindle|Achat vérifié
I have never laughed so much then turn around and needed a cold shower. My solution: read in the shower...until my husband kept asking why I was laughing so hard in the bath! I really connected with this book. It's nice to see someone else with such sarcasm, insecurities, and desires all wrapped into one vibrator-filled package! Usually I read to get away from life and chose fictional stories, but this one had such a reality to it and I didn't mind at all. Claire is my hero! Great story! Vagina clown-cars and all :) A Must read for anyone looking for a good time :)
62 internautes sur 71 ont trouvé ce commentaire utile 
5.0 étoiles sur 5 10++++++ Stars! Favorite Book Ever! 18 août 2012
Par Ana's Attic - Publié sur Amazon.com
Format:Format Kindle
Read more of my reviews (and the stuff Amazon made me edit out) and rants at Ana's Attic Sexy Tales.

I am in love. Yes, I have a total girl crush on Tara Sivec. Move over Christian Grey, I'm switching teams. I am ready to move near Tara and stalk her so I can be her best friend (and maybe lick her face a little. I love her that much). Or maybe it's the characters she wrote I want to hang with. Or are they one in the same?

Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec is hands down my new favorite book. I laughed so much during this book scary things were happening to my body. Seriously. I was eating chips (damn my husband for leaving those Bugles out!) and one SHOT out my nose. At the same time, my tampon dislodged itself (thank God that didn't shoot all the way out too!) I had a little cough while reading this, so every time I laughed, I would break into a coughing fit. My family had 911 on speed dial. My husband has been looking at me like I grew two heads and mumbling "uh oh, she's at it again" every time I picked up the book to read more. I kept having to put this book down because I didn't want it to end, and my face, stomach and chest muscles started hurting.

So here is the plot. The book opens with Claire talking about how much she had no desire for rugrats. (I get this, I was married 7 years before I went off the pill.) Claire is a trash talking, diarrhea of the mouth, ADD riddled woman that you can't help but relate to and fall in love with. But at 20 years old, she was desperate to give up her v-card. She met this amazing, swoony guy at a frat party.

"I'm a quirky, intelligent, dark haired chick! Me, me, me, pick me! And who the hell keeps whining and ruining my perfect moment? I will cut a b*#ch."

"I want to reach in my pants, pull out my virginity, wrap it up and put a bow on it. Or maybe stick it in a gift bag from Target and give it to him like a present with a nice card that says `Thank you for being you! Just a little virginity to show my gratitude"

They were both totally trashed, had an amazing night talking before she lost it to him, never asking his name, and she snuck out the next morning. (Wait till you read the scene with him waking up and looking down at the evidence of her lost virginity.)

"I took eleventy-billion home pregnancy tests, after drinking a gallon of milk so I would have enough pee for all of them... [then] I Googled "milk and pregnancy tests" to make sure I didn't just spend 37 minutes of my life staring in horror at positive pregnancy tests... because pasteurization messed with the hormones and created a false positive.
It doesn't, just in case you were wondering."

Fast forward 5 years later, and Claire is the mother of Gavin, the funniest kid ever (takes after his mom). She is begrudgingly helping her friend Liz sell sex toys despite the fact that she only had sex 1 1/2 times. Claire and Liz had tried every way to search for the baby-daddy, Carter, after she found she was pregnant. We see that Carter too, has been smelling every lotion he can find for 5 years because he remembered Claire's chocolate scent, but not really her face. Coincidentally, they meet again, and so begins a romance that was funny as hell, totally hot, completely romantic and amazing to read.

Claire's inner monologue of how to tell Carter he was her baby-daddy were hysterical:

"Hey Carter, speaking of hot-your hot beef injection had a play date with my eggs"

"Speaking of crazy, your spunk has a crazy backstroke"

"I was trying to figure out a way to tell him his love mayonnaise had mad skills and no one at this table could stop talking about vibrators"

So not only am I in love with the women in the story (Claire & Liz, and Jenny's use of English) but the men too! Carter is amazing, even his friend Drew cracked me up with his hysterical shirts. (I love funny shirts, I buy them for my kids.) Claire's dad is totally amazing and reminds me of Robert DeNiro in The Fokkers. Jim, Liz's husband is awesome how he just goes with everything, and Gavin, the four year old boy, just totally stole the show.

I started out highlighting funny quotes for the blog. I would have highlighted the entire book. But not only was the book filled with funny lines, I really loved the sweet romance. The book changes POV from Claire's to Carter's, and we get to see how awesome Carter really is by seeing the events through his eyes. (I totally love him!)

I read all my books on my iPhone with the second to largest print setting (what? I'm old!) and I can say, I laughed at almost every page. 90% of those pages also had some form of the word "vagina" or at least "penis" on it. There were a ton of references to movies and pop culture and I totally got every one of them, including General Hospital (yes, I watched it for over 30 years), watching the Wizard of Oz with Pink Floyd playing (obviously someone knows her pot-oops pop culture), and some great movies from my teen years.

Likes:

-Every freaking thing.

Dislikes:

-I have to wait for more from Tara.

Rating: 10 stars. Yes, it's my blog, so I'm allowed to do whatever I want! 4.25 for heat.

Read this book when you are in a book slump, depressed, tired of drama, need a pick me up or PMSing but be careful if it's that time of month. I never knew hysterical laughing can make my tampon start to slip out! I am ordering those vagina balls and starting kegels immediately. Do NOT read this book if you can't take vulgar humor and hysterical kids with dirty mouths. Also, I don't recommend reading this book someplace where laughing out loud is extremely inappropriate (like a funeral?) because you will laugh and trying to hold in these laughs can hurt. I know. I tried.

The sequel, Futures and Frosting will be available in October. (I can't wait!)

Check out the blog for the stuff I had to edit for Amazon.
29 internautes sur 34 ont trouvé ce commentaire utile 
5.0 étoiles sur 5 Best Book Ever!!!! 14 août 2012
Par Mom1234 - Publié sur Amazon.com
Format:Format Kindle|Achat vérifié
I have read lots & lots of books! This just make my #1 on my fav list. Its a mix of sexy and hilariousness (is that a word? is now!)all wrapped up in one awesome book! I want to yell at the roof tops for all my fellow book peeps to read! So I am doing the best I can do to spread the word. The only other book I have laughed out loud at is "One for The Money" Series-this one had my husband reading over my shoulder giggling with me! Best $6 ever spent! BUY IT!!!!
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2.0 étoiles sur 5 So, just shoot me, already. I didn't enjoy it as much as everyone else 27 octobre 2012
Par Kathleen McClain - Publié sur Amazon.com
Format:Broché|Achat vérifié
Okay. Don't you hate it when you're the one person whose review is totally out of line with everyone else's? I don't disagree with the other reviewers that this author can be very funny. IMHO, however, the humor gets tired and even tedious after a while.

I liked the opening chapters and bits and pieces of the rest of the book as well. The thing is, the characters act and talk like they're closer to 15 than 25 and have that young type of sex-related humor which, to me, gets boring after a while. Similarly, a lot of the book is chick-lit/Bridget Jones type humor where the protagonist is always doing things to embarrass herself (in this book often related to sex) which other people hear or see and she is mortified. For me, that kind of humor gets tiring as well. Better is the kid and the mommy humor: "I will not sell my child to gypsies. I will not sell my child to gypsies." Much of the opening chapters are this latter type of humor and why I ordered the book after reading the sample.

The love story is rather silly, more like something one would find in a young adult novel (maybe even younger than that given the rather mature level of some young adult novels) but with sexual thoughts and some sexual action thrown in. I think you have to be younger than I am to enjoy this novel--but then again, given the great reviews, maybe not. But if you have limited tolerance for juvenile sex and chick lit type humor, you might want to consider giving this one a pass.

TEXT TO SPEECH PROBLEM. The text to speech software did not recognize either periods or question marks in this book file so the book read like a run-on sentence, making it difficult to understand at times. The software recognize and pause for commas.
14 internautes sur 17 ont trouvé ce commentaire utile 
1.0 étoiles sur 5 not even worth the 99cents 9 avril 2013
Par P - Publié sur Amazon.com
Format:Format Kindle|Achat vérifié
That's all, there is no plot, no character development, and a huge amount of swear words, I use curse words everyday and I dont mind reading theme, but c'mon this was unbearable.
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