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Stupid Jokes, Short Funny Jokes and Funny One Liners - Pas Deux: The World is Weird (Jokes for All Occasions Book 3) (English Edition) [Format Kindle]

Ricky Gravitas

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Another voyage into the weird and strange world of Stupid Jokes, Short Funny Jokes and Funny One Liners by Ricky Gravitas.

In this edition, the weary world traveller has collected jokes from all areas of the globe. Travel broadens the mind, making it easier for all your thoughts to fall out.

There are jokes to make you think.
Has anybody opened Schrodinger's grave to see if he is in there?

Jokes that are sharp and cut.
My girlfriend finds me so unnattractive that she spikes her own drinks.

Jokes from people who need to be excluded from the gene pool.
I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur.

Jokes of weird wisdom. I can't find any at the moment but I am sure they are there.

Humor is so very personal. One man's grist is another man's grill. Or something like that. Jokes can enlighten, illuminate, cut, segregate, or scar.

Ricky is feeling his age, he says. A bit bitter and twisted this time around. Travelling the world can do that to you. As he says, "Political correctness is only considered in all the places that don't need it." He fears for the navel gazing of Western society, while so much of the rest of the world just gets on with the job of getting through the day.

The jokes are sharper in this book. Ricky got out of the wrong side of bed the days he was writing this. As he says, "I went to a cosmetic brain surgeon. He made me look smarter."

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  • Format : Format Kindle
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  • Nombre de pages de l'édition imprimée : 100 pages
  • Utilisation simultanée de l'appareil : Illimité
  • Vendu par : Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Langue : Anglais
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  • Composition améliorée: Activé

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Amazon.com: 4.6 étoiles sur 5  8 commentaires
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5.0 étoiles sur 5 Love it - One Liners ... Perfect for ADD'ers 10 avril 2014
Par Blue Lotus Productions, Inc - Publié sur Amazon.com
Format:Format Kindle|Achat vérifié
I love joke books, but I do not have the time to read a WHOLE book on jokes - I would totally negotiate in my mind to read a self-help book instead. But this is just one-liners so I figured surely I can take little 30 second breaks to read some one-liners from time to time ... I was hoping since they are just one line, that they would not be lame. They weren't - they were actually funny and some of them made me chuckle out loud - like this one tickled my brain and made me chuckle out loud:

Hospitals don't like it when you unplug things to charge your phone without asking them first.

LOL This is a fun book - totally a great 30 second brain sanctuary for those that are busy and on the go but love a good laugh in between all the important business of the day!
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5.0 étoiles sur 5 Laugh out loud funny 10 juin 2014
Par PK Mayer - Publié sur Amazon.com
Format:Format Kindle|Achat vérifié
Ok, first of all, a warning: do not read this book in bed while your significant other is trying to sleep. They will toss you out of bed or worse, take your reader from you because you will not be able to keep from laughing out loud. Other than that I can sincerely, heartily recommend this book. Loved the jokes.
5.0 étoiles sur 5 Everyone needs a laugh, Sure to deliver. 30 octobre 2015
Par Amazon Customer - Publié sur Amazon.com
Format:Format Kindle
Ricky Gravitas's title almost says it all: STUPID JOKES, SHORT FUNNY JOKES AND FUNNY ONE LINERS. It omits the funny pictures.

This very short e-book provided a lot of new lines and had me laughing at loud (something I rarely do) several times. While British, most of them were understandable by an American.
And they did not depend on vulgar language. Here are a sample dozen:

Some require a few moments to get:“My new Kiwi housemate is such a know-it-all. I’m starting to wonder whether she’s a Kiwi or Wiki.”

Others provided an interesting perspective: “They say chlildbirth is the most painful thing anyone can experience. Maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn’t think it hurt that much.” “Warning labels are stupid. I bought some Deodorant and it says on the can, ‘Avoid Contact with Eyes.’ TOO LATE, I’ve already seen it.”

Philosophy: “”Hating someone is like drinking poison and then waiting for them to die.”

Puns: “Why did the Romanian stop reading for the night? To give his Bucharest.”

They are current: “I said to the doctor, ‘What’s wrong with me?’ He said, ‘Your X Ray shows you’ve got three broken ribs. But don’t worry, I’ve fixed them using Photoshop.’”

Academics: “Trigonometry, It’s hyp to b square!”

The arts: “If you suck at playing the trumpet, that’s probably why.”

Psychiatry: “What is CDO? OCD but all the letters are in correct order like they should be.”
“My sister insists she doesn’t have OCD. That’s the 23rd time she’s denied that today.” “I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.”

Lots more.

I got this as an Amazon freebie but it’s worth buying. You’ll be sharing your favorites.
5.0 étoiles sur 5 Very entertaining, funny read suitable for whole family 8 avril 2014
Par Steve - Publié sur Amazon.com
Format:Format Kindle|Achat vérifié
Theres a lot of joke books out there that makes me cringe because of its use of profanity and crude humor. This book was one of the few books ive ever bought that was suitable for the whole family while getting me to roar out in laughter - you know, the deep, down, feel good belly laughs. A definite keeper!
5.0 étoiles sur 5 Lighthearted and fun jokes 5 avril 2014
Par Lena E. Gabler - Publié sur Amazon.com
Format:Format Kindle|Achat vérifié
Looking for some fun jokes to brighten your day or for a special occasion? This book is a treasure trove of jokes and one liners. Memorable jokes to enjoy and share.
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