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Write More Badly: 7 Foolproof Tips for Writing Terrible Fiction (English Edition) [Format Kindle]

Elmore Rounbottom

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  • Longueur : 17 pages (estimation)
  • Langue : Anglais
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The first ebook to ever sell out is finally back in stock!!!

So you’ve finally finished that novel. You edited it using the spell checker in Microsoft Word, and you paid your six year old niece five dollars to design a cover in Paint. Congratulations. Now you’re ready to publish it to the Kindle Store and begin raking in those scathing reviews.

Or are you?

Chances are that despite your best efforts, that book in your hands is still only mediocre. How are you expected to compete with the thousands of inexpertly written books published ahead of your own? Sure, mediocre is good, but terrible would be better.

I’m Dr. Elmore Rounbottom. With the rising popularity of ebooks I have observed a growing number of authors looking to hastily publish the lowest quality fiction they were capable of. And while there are many instructional guides on how to improve the quality of your writing, the one Google search I performed didn’t find a single book devoted to the intricate art of writing more badly.

So for the past hour and a half I’ve devoted my powerful doctor brain to analyzing exactly what steps you can take to ensure your book is excruciating to read. The tips in this book have been almost nearly scientifically proven to take your book from a barely passable piece of fiction to the worst bit of literature in the history of the English language.

Topics of discussion include:

What is a Plot and Why Don’t I Need One?
Cutting Characters Out of Cardboard
Just How Excessively Should I Use Adverbs?
The Limitless Power of Exclamation Points!!!
And much more.

By following the simple steps outlined in this book you’ll soon be crafting prose capable of gagging a Vogon. Those one star reviews don’t write themselves, you know.

Please note: There are actually 8 tips in this book, but since the cover was already done I couldn't change the title without paying my niece another five dollars.

Praise for Write More Badly:

“This is the best book I’ve ever read.” - Someone who’s never read another book.

“I was up all night reading this book.” - An insomniac

“This book should be made into a movie.” - A person with poor taste in movies

“This book is better than the Bible.” - An atheist

“There was nothing in this book that I don’t already know.” - Someone who writes badly

“Even my family and friends gave my book a one-star review!” - Someone who actually applied the tips in this book.

And be sure to download the audio version narrated by Mike Tyson!

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  • Format : Format Kindle
  • Taille du fichier : 846 KB
  • Nombre de pages de l'édition imprimée : 17 pages
  • Utilisation simultanée de l'appareil : Illimité
  • Editeur : Thoughtful Pondering Publications (6 septembre 2013)
  • Vendu par : Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Langue : Anglais
  • ASIN: B00F1M2L0Y
  • Synthèse vocale : Activée
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  • Word Wise: Non activé
  • Composition améliorée: Activé

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5.0 étoiles sur 5 This thing that is square and has words in it is interesting 2 octobre 2014
Par video meliora proboque - Publié sur Amazon.com
Format:Format Kindle|Achat vérifié
Hitherto, I had always been frustrated by my inability to write completely meaningless and ungrammatical sentences that would no sooner form a narrative than press a Mack truck. But subsequent to reading !!! Dr. Ovateposterior's -- and by the way, here are some extraneous punctuation marks ;:? to make my review more boringly interminable and help you to lose any thread which there was though there wasn't -- work, I fined that I ken composte sentences that compleat Lee defy interpretation and induce narcolepsy in a turtle on benzodiazepine. Sow I have tú fulsomeliful tank Dr. Elmo for the epiphal knee he has given me and my now-increased prospect of winning the "Man was that a Booker What?" Award as soon as I bother to write a book, witch I never will, because they seem to involve all these word thingies, so that is what I think though I can't remember what about. It is a great opus, very like a penguin, and you can, too!!!
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5.0 étoiles sur 5 Clever and creative 30 mars 2014
Par Yvette C. - Publié sur Amazon.com
Format:Format Kindle|Achat vérifié
This is a well written and thought-provoking book. It's something of s spoof on Elmore Leonard's brief and poignant treatise on writing, but takes a creative, reversed point of view, covering critical issues like the obnoxious use of adverbs so prevalent in poor writing. For a quick handbook to help you stay the course in your own writing efforts, you could well do worse than this happy reminder of what NOT to do if you want to sell and enjoy your own work.
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5.0 étoiles sur 5 Laugh out loud!! 6 février 2014
Par MHS MD - Publié sur Amazon.com
Format:Format Kindle|Achat vérifié
This is a panefully fun knee book!! I tried to reed this book out loud too my wife, butt I was laughing so much and gasping for err that I could not get the words out!!! Loved the section on homonyms; a very awful weigh to make yore righting lousy!!! And the exclamation point point was to the point!!!!! I high Lee recommend you get this book, say I.
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5.0 étoiles sur 5 Funny and Informative! 26 janvier 2014
Par Annaliese R. Dell - Publié sur Amazon.com
Format:Format Kindle|Achat vérifié
Laugh out loud hilarious. What a clever way to get the key writing mistakes across. You will not be sorry you spent the pittance required to enjoy this much fun and learn something along the way. I read this twice in the first hour and laughed as hard the second time around. Think I'll read it again right now...
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3.0 étoiles sur 5 Belly-laughs did not improve my mood 3 février 2014
Par Wordwizard - Publié sur Amazon.com
Format:Format Kindle|Achat vérifié
I got it (four free) an' it was worth every penny I paid for it!!! It made me laugh very excessively, but left me feeling no better then before!!! Their are 8 tips, not 7, so I can not even complain I was ripped off!!! Their aught too bee a law.
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