Présentation de l'éditeur
You might want to have a change of underwear handy when you read this crazy series I've written just for fun!
A truly nightmarish read, made even worse by the fact that it's all true, and it's all right here, right now!!
Best look away now - if you're at all squeamish.
Reviews for the series...
"There could have been no better book for me to start learning about life in that country, but it is done in a stupendously hilarious way."
"5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious accounts of life in South Africa"
"Plenty of tales that had me cracking up, along with some interesting facts."
"... by a stupidly funny Pommie... a Scottish outsider living in South Africa (deep breath), is genuinely a pleasure to read. I will have to warn you it will cause face pain from laughing!"
"I had no idea what life in South Africa was like, but this was a real eye-opener! Very funny and informative. Highly recommend."
"Not only does the author make me feel as though I'm right there with him, he makes me feel as though I'm laughing with him too."
"...whacky, zany, straight from the heart candid and so ever funny set of tales sworn under oath to be true! Just think "Seinfeld" here."
"If you're in need of learning something new about South Africa and aren't afraid to belly laugh, this books for you! THANKS for the smiles!"
" ...another laugh and half by Mr Blythe. Have to say that there are some very interesting animals living in his back yard in South Africa, including some I would not want to play with."
"One part info + one part entertainment = a whole heap of fun. This little gem of a book covers all bases and will undoubtedly leave you not only with a smile on your face but better informed about South Africa's deadliest and not so deadly creatures. Recommended."
Horrific backyard encounters, the stuff nightmares are made of! You won’t believe the deadly perils that lurk in my backyard, sometimes I try not to believe it myself!
Be prepared for a jaw dropping read in this, the first story in my hilarious series of quick reads.
Your skin will truly crawl when you discover what awaits the unsuspecting visitor to my backyard. Be afraid – be very afraid!
You are about to discover a comical but informative tale of South Africa written by a Scotsman living here!
This true story, penned by a Scottish "Pommie" resident in Cape Town (me), will have you quietly giggling to yourself as I lay bare South African living as seen through the eyes of an outsider.
South Africans will immediately recognize themselves in these tales, and anyone unfamiliar with the South African way of life, is in for a real eye opener!
You'll gain a unique perspective of the lighter side of a country that I had never planned to live in, and I definitely didn't plan to write this unexpected series of stories. It just goes to show that you have to deal with whatever life throws at you.
It's a country that offers a unique outdoor lifestyle to those who were born here in this stunning place, or have chosen to adopt it as home, as I have. It's certainly brought out the best of me in my time here...
Here Is A Preview Of What's Inside
- Lighthearted the story may be, but be amazed by the horrors that have taken up residence in my backyard.
- You think you've read scary Kindle books before, but this will truly make your skin creep.
- Deadly perils are ever present as I relate details of close encounters with the local population.
- Find out just why reality bites back - scary stuff.
- The many and varied inhabitants of my backyard will have you sitting on the edge of your seat.
- You'll never moan about having to mow the lawn again.
- This stuff is NOT for the fainthearted!
- Scary humor and much, much more...