Amazon best-selling author Vicki Lesage proves daily that raising two French kids isn't as easy as the hype lets on. In her three minutes of spare time per week, she writes, sips bubbly, and prepares for the impending zombie apocalypse. She lives in Paris with her French husband, rambunctious son, and charming daughter, all of whom mercifully don't laugh when she says "au revoir." She penned two books, "Confessions of a Paris Party Girl" and "Confessions of a Paris Potty Trainer," in between diaper changes and wine refills. She writes about the ups and downs of life in the City of Light at VickiLesage.com.