This turned out to be a dissection of his hapless relationship by one of the most ill-prepared and apparently gormless British tourist I have had the sorry fortune to come across. More information about your trip, fewer dull maunderings about your personal circumstances wouold have been welcome.
Thank goodness this was cheap, as suggested, self indulgent rubbish from a product of the socialist BBC state. No doubt some form of highly paid employment will be found for him at the BBC when he has finished having fun. The shame is that his kids will grow up brainwashed into the entitled state of grace the well off left exist in.